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expertcosmotips:

buy your dildos in packs of 50 at costco to save money

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English producers making Japanese songs: Oh man, I hope the lyrics on my song are okay. I checked them with like three native-speakers and I think it's all properly conjugated and there's no misspellings and whatnot...
Japanese producers making English songs: "Do you loving sweet happy of the six heart level" "Be with you thanks"? 十分に良い.
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saintcelestine:

Out of context gifs from old children’s tv shows really are the best. 

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pizzaforpresident:

juako27:

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i’ll never be sad again

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This is part of why I love winter. When it’s cold and I want to go for a walk or a run, nobody bothers me.

This is part of why I love winter. 

When it’s cold and I want to go for a walk or a run, nobody bothers me.

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adamdork:

New Zelda game for 3DS is based in the world of Link to the Past but with new story, new dungeons, and new gameplay…also awesome!

SOMEBODY STOP ME, I’VE BOARDED THE HYPE TRAIN

But seriously a direct sequel to Link to the Past? It’s like they looked into my eyes and went, “This one’s for you, kid.”

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wearemagnetised:

hamandheroin:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.
It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!
Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]
Go to the website here.<~~~ please click :)

doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.

Everyone should do this. 

wearemagnetised:

hamandheroin:

The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily so they can meet their quota of getting FREE FOOD donated every day to abused and neglected animals in their shelters.

It takes less than a minute (only about 15 seconds actually) to go to their site and click on the purple box titled, ‘Click Here to Give - it’s FREE!’. Every click gives about .6 bowls of food to sheltered dogs. You can also click daily!

Keep in mind that this does not cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. [via.]

Go to the website here.<~~~ please click :)

doesn’t cost you a cent, just a click.

Everyone should do this. 

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Source : hamandheroin

thebluthcompany:

Hidden Jokes | Bum Gets Balloon

In the episode Public Relations, when Jessie visits the Banana Stand to talk to George Michael, he says he’s proud of himself for getting a homeless man away from the stand by giving him a balloon. Later in the episode when Lucille shows Michael the newspaper with the article Jessie had written, you can see another article with the title “Bum Gets Ballon.”

Source : thebluthcompany

sapphirerabbit:

paulmcfruity:

How come everyone in Westeros knows that Jon Snow is Ned Stark’s bastard by just looking at him, but they fail to see that Joffrey is a little inbred shit?

right?  I am reading book 1 and this is completely bothering me right now.  I think it is probably more likely that people know, but are more afraid of lannisters than starks.

It’s because Ned never hid the fact that Jon was a bastard. He didn’t shy away from what he did when he came home from the war with Jon, and as a result the news spread through his bannermen and Jon became kind of a celebrity. He became sort of like Harry Potter in a sense.

Joffrey, however, is the inbred result of identical twins. I mean, yeah, if Jaime had bright, flaming red hair and Joffrey did too then it would be mighty suspicious, but as far as everyone is concerned he just happens to share more genetics with his mother than Robert.

That and calling him an inbred abomination who isn’t really a prince is treason. Calling Jon Snow a bastard is just pointing out why he has the last name Snow.

Source : paulmcfruity

now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the 
one son who had no choice but to keep them all together

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